Ganderschplaf

1: A dwarvish laugh in a descending tone with the sound 'nyip nyip nyip' or 'nyerp nyerp nyerp', starting with a high pitched 'nyip' or 'nyerp'.
2: An enormous penis
3: The act of ejactulation.

1: Over a glass of meade, it's always nice to unwind and ganderschplaf with friends.
2: When I pulled out my ganderschplaf she couldn't help but feel intimidated.
3: "I'M GONNA GANDERSCHPLAF!"

by Ganderschplaf the Gray December 31, 2015

Proper Gander

When you take a good look at something.

Mikey: Hey man, did you see the new poster?
Bob: I had a quick look.
Mikey: What? I need your OK on it by Wednesday!
Bob: Alright, alright I'll take a look at it.
Mikey: By When?
Bob: By Wednesday Morning.
Mikey: Promise?
Bob: Yea, man.
Mikey: Ok.

Later that day...

Mikey: Hey Bob, have you had a look yet?
Bob: No not yet.
Mikey: Come on, man!
Bob: You're really becoming annoying.
Mikey: Dude, I just need you to look at the poster.
Bob: Ok, I'll take a proper gander at it right now, and get back to you.
Mikey: You'll what? Propaganda?

Bob: No, I said I'd take a PROPER... GANDER... at it and get back to you.
Mikey: WTF does that mean?
Bob: It means I'll take a good look at it.
Mikey: Why didn't you just say that?
Bob: Cause we were making an example for Urban Dictionary, and we had to use the word in it.
Mikey: Makes sense.

by Mikey The Comic December 1, 2010

Gangledorf

That one awkward dude at the party who is way to into beer-pong. It is Usually a lanky tall white male found standing by the beer-pong table drinking a Natty Light but can take many forms. You don't want to be the Gangledorf of the party.

David: Tyler, your friend's a Gangledorf.
Tyler: Fuck you man!
Lenny: TITTIES!

by Tiger Cock April 25, 2011

gandelman

a super cool guy with a penchant for fit birds, techno vikings and cute dogs. usually to be found hanging out in alternative bars or hummus joints.

wow i wish my man was a gandelman

by happycore80 August 11, 2010

Ganden

A very sexy and muscular man who loves to work out. He is really into himself, but he enjoys the attention. He loves to spoil his girlfriend/wife with love! He can last a very long time in bed and has the best manners, he also loves to study history in school.

He always is calm, relaxed, but is a jealous person, only because he is protective.

"If you have a son, name him something manly, like Eddie, Victor, George or Ganden"

by Islek February 20, 2014

Ganduleshwar

An idiotic person who is highly certified in not make any sense.

Masculine- Ganduleshwar
Feminine- Ganduleshwari

Ganduleshwaraat- An idiotic person who is highly certified in not making any sense specifically at night.

He doesn't understand anything at night. He is a Ganduleshwarat.

Boyfriend: Ganduleshwari, you won't be pregnant if I use a condom.
Girlfriend: That's not true. I will be pregnant even after that

by Crazyenzy May 30, 2019

gandrew

Defining the amazing relationship between Andrew Siwicki and Garrett Watts created by their fandom

Gandrew has cured my depression

by Geezmiranda September 14, 2018