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gamble chocolates

A term that desribes assorted chocolates. One takes a gamble when they take a random piece (a gamble chocolate) from a box of assorted chocolates because the candy could be either delicious or disgusting. The term also serves as an alternative to "assorted chocolates".

Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.
I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine's Day. I don't know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.
by improviduto April 9, 2006
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gambledygoop

when a man with a intricate knowlege of bagels and specialty cream cheeses ejaculates in the back seat of a delivery truck. two employees borrow the truck to pick up food and discover a large quantity of steamy creamy gamble jizzum
you find a cum puddle aka gambledygoop covering the seat of a domino's delivery car, UPS truck, etc...
by Juncmastr0822 February 16, 2009
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Gentleman Gambler

1. A book written by "Oklahoma Johnny" Hale that tells his story from his humble beginnings as a poor country boy to his successes in business to his wild gambling days playing high stakes poker.

2. A term used to describe an older wealthy man who now lives as a professional high stakes gambler, or is just involved in high stakes gambling on a regular basis. His true wealth may be a product of his success at gambling or other unrelated business ventures, or could even be inherited. The gentleman gambler may at times be viewed as a gentleman of leisure and he often prides himself as a true gentleman, honest and fair, but also as a cool and calm player with many years of gambling experience.
Santos is a true gentleman gambler who has been playing poker all his life. Always brings a lot of money to the table and is very generous, but is still respectful of the other players.
by ALWXXX March 14, 2011
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Sol Campbell Gamble

You're in a room. Five doors. Behind four are your dream women who will let you do anything you want. Behind the other is a raging Sol Campbell. Chained up for months and ridiculously horny, he will do whatever he wants to you for however long he wants. Do you take the Sol Campbell Gamble?
Would you take the Sol Campbell Gamble?
by ill.matic January 28, 2015
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amber gambler

A driver who speeds through yellow lights in order to get through before they turn red.
everyones an amber gambler
by oracle August 19, 2004
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Degenerate Gambler

(Derogatory/Insult)

An active gambling addict who bets money and/or objects they can't afford to lose.
"Mike just lost his daughter's college fund on a game of Texas Hold'Em. Fuckin degenerate gambler."
by BenStillerFolds5 February 26, 2018
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gambler's special

When you are in Las Vegas and you ejaculate on a whore's face.
I just won $500 at the craps table, so I grabbed a whore from the bar and went up to my room, banged her for 15 minutes and finished off by giving her the "gambler's special".
by FORBES-BIRNS July 21, 2008
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