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Gains

Gains is best described as a lifestyle that many take to put on muscle and get into shape.
The term has been popularized by the hodgetwins youtube channel.

However, gains isn't just about getting big muscles and looking lean. The complex lifestyle of making gains is commonly misinterpreted by the fat and lazy as simple meathead/roid user terminology. One will find that making gains consists of: the process of lifting, eating healthy, and making life decisions based off of ones health.

It can also refer to something that something that brings one great pleasure and be used to describe things or people.
"I've been making ALL KINDS OF GAINS"

"Lets go to the gym and make some gains"

"That bro looks pretty gainsy he must be doing roids"

"No, I'm not going to drink that beer. I don't want to kill my gains."

"Those eggs are straight up gains."

"Mirin' your gains bro, No Homo"

"haha that bitch is fat now, she must have been making some beer and cig gains"
by Gainsmaster August 6, 2013
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Gains as

Can be used in any context, it means making progress or doing something for the purpose of self benefit.

No gains is the opposite to gains as and can be used accordingly eg. "I just totalled my brand new mercedes and got my suit dirty, No gains as!"
eg. "He just got that fresh pair of off white sneakers, thats gains as".

Or referring to muscle growth, "that fella just got out of the slammer, look at all of the gains as"
by Mush!e January 7, 2021
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Gaisy Chain

Sexual practice involving a group of men forming a circle simultaneously engaging in anal sex.
John was with Paul who was with George who was with Ringo who was back with John in a Gaisy Chain
by dubdee January 19, 2009
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AP Gains

Biggest chad of the land. God of CG and disney. Enjoys "Plo Jobs". Also Grand Police chief of the 69th precinct.
AP Gains stole my wife my kids my house my home and my money. :(
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holy temple of gains

The holy temple of gains is any place where someone would go to acquire massive gains. This includes any gym except planet fitness.
Oh man time for my workout. Gotta go to the holy temple of gains
by Gymbro_bigman34 April 10, 2021
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gains

What you have when you workout and get jacked.
Person 1: I've been working out all day and my gains are insane!
Person 2: Ye I know. But Bernard over there has been working out longer than you and still has no gains!
by ballsackballer May 30, 2015
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capital gains

(FINANCE) the increase in wealth that goes to the owner of a financial asset when it increases in value. If you buy a share of stock, and the share increases in value, then you have capital gains whether you have sold it or not.

If you sell the stock at the higher price, you have made money on the transaction and have "realized capital gains." If you hang onto the asset in the hopes its value will increase even more, you have "unrealized capital gains."
For owners of stocks, wealth can come in the form of capital gains or dividends. For owners of gold, the only benefit comes from capital gains. This is why gold is usually not a good investment.
by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010
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