garfunckled

To have sex with

Alex Trebek: The category is "Members of Simon and Garfunckle."

(Sean Connery buzzes in)

Trebek: Yes, Sean Connery...

Connery: I garfunckled your mother last night.

by CarolinaGuy July 13, 2003

Gafuncle

A gay, fun uncle.

Me: My uncle is taking me shopping at H&M this weekend and then to the spa!
Friend: No fair, I wish I had a gafuncle!!

by polycistronic February 3, 2019

gaunchy

new word for feeling grimey and unclean, mixture of grungy and crubby.

I woke up and feel all gaunchy.

by uno531 June 22, 2008

gaunch eye

When somebody looks at you in a weird, threatening, or mean way with the use of one eye fully open and the other eye squinted.

My daddy came up with this word, and I stole it. Now he's giving me the gaunch eye!

by Lindsey Jo April 19, 2014

Gaunchies

Any form of absurdly tight underwear that extends above the belly button, usually worn by, some middle age woman, and is particularly famous amongst older generations.

Jessica- " Sometimes i feel so old."
Sean- "You think your old now, wait until your my Grandmas age. Your taste in underwear will go from thongs, to Gaunchies."

by yourmomwearsgaunchies November 9, 2010

Gaunchie Pull

verb - pulling anothers underpants in an upward fashion from the front of the underclothing - the result can be and often is a squishing of the penis or testes in a painful manner. Similar to a Wedgie except the pulling occurs from the front of the individual.

I've walked with a limp ever since that gaunchie pull in grade 7.

by TimmerOU812 July 18, 2020

Gaunchily

pron.(Gone-Chilly) When one's sock(s) become "eaten up" or twisted inside the shoe or by being under bed covers and moved around so that they no longer fit correctly on the foot.

OMG, my socks keep getting all gaunchily under these covers!

by ELLENGELLIN January 19, 2011