Gabetanium Steel

Gabetanium steel is a metal made from the blood and perfect ass of Gabe Newell,The Creator of Valve,also known as "Gaben". There has only been two Periods was Gabetanium steel was used. The Creation of Gorden Freemens Crowbar and his H.E.V suit. They are indestructible to all known methods of destruction and once anything is created with Gabetanium it can not be Destroyed. Only our God and Savior,Gabe Newell,can dismantle the powerful and indestructible metal. As well as Stalinum,Gabetanium is from the Periodic table of awesome.

GABE NEWELL,THE CREATOR OF Gabetanium Steel ,CAN SAVE US FROM WORLD WAR lll ! HE MUST BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SO WORLD WAR lll WILL NEVER HAPPEN!

by Dr.FreezeLove March 6, 2017

Garota de Programa

From Brazilan Portuguese, it translates into English as a "young girl of the program", in this case the "program" refers to their welfare program.

With already high unemployment, a young girl on welfare with children to feed, spare time and limited skills might turn to the oldest profession on the planet.

"Ela esta uma garota de programa?"
"Nao, ela esta uma trabalhadora normal."

"Is she a prostitute?"
"No, she works a normal job."

or,

"Ela esta uma garota?"
"Is she a young girl?"
(It is retorical, she is obviously an extremely pretty young girl, so the question really is: "Will she expect to be paid?"

Or more directly,

"Ela faz o programa?"
"Does she work the program"

by feliz cao March 25, 2009

gabonate

To be sexually dominated by someone called Gaby.

Claire was Gabonated by Gaby last night

by cwilloughby218 December 28, 2013

Gabuta

The action of putting breast milk into coffee

"Hi can I can a cappuccino please?" "Sure, would you like it gabuta?" "What does that mean Kobe Bryant?"

by LazyB0i October 4, 2021

gabtard

She's a strong-willed, beautiful young girl with a powerful RBF.........buuuuuuut there is one tiny flaw, she lacks the human privilege of thinking. Don't get me wrong she's book smart, but she's completely oblivious to everything around her. Gabtard is not only a person but also a word used to describe any idiot in your life or anyone with qualities and/or characteristics of a retard.

Gabtard is being gabtarded today.
That gabtarded pigeon keeps flying into the window.

by none of your business24 February 8, 2019

Gabitation

The theory in which the passage of time seems to increase when around a Gabby.

While with a Gabby: That two hours felt like 30 minutes, must be gabitation!

by TheKmank December 29, 2009

GABOAP

Acronym, stands for grassy area between the anus and the penis. Grundel.

Etym. Originates from Jewish summer camp, Camp Swig, Saratoga, Calif. Originally referred to grassy area between the Olam and the Pool.

Damn, my gaboap is a little moist. I have to pat it down with some Gold Bond.

by John Barak May 6, 2006