Gumption

When someone with no teeth gives a blowjob

When Edna is mad but still wants the old fella she'll take out her dentures and her gumption gets a rise.

by Jboy76 September 16, 2020

gumption

The place between your gooch and your balls located at the base of the balls (inbetween). Usually feeling like a small divot.

I told her to lick my ass but she licked my Gumption instead

by Beast Bhullar December 13, 2008

Gumption

1. A cleaning agent to remove black marks on pots and pans created by yellow flames (such as that produced by camping stoves).

2. Synonym to 'bags', 'reserve', etc. (Orig. Baulkham Hills HS Year 9 DOE camp - by Catherine).

1. "That stove made my pan turn black"
"Put some Gumption on it"

2. "Oi! I Gumptioned that seat!"

by Hayden W May 30, 2006

gumption

Not been drunk enough to rate high enough on Mary Scotts favourites list.

"Ye haven't got the gumption,go away I want a divorce,booze busters is still open,hmmm,if i wander past my own gate lying flat on some hedges along the way to make it in time then...."

by End of conversation September 29, 2003

gumption trap

Noun. A human-created situation that drains away initiative or original effort.
From gumption (spunk; resourcefulness; sensible initiative) + trap (a trick or contrivance for catching and holding people or animals).

Your constant objections are turning this meeting into a gumption trap.

Don't ask Linda to get involved with anything that has to get done right away; the woman is a walking gumption trap.

Surfing the Web has become a gumption trap for millions of people.

by Zwieback February 22, 2018

Gumption-Trigger

1) The thing you pull to get your grit together
2) A place where you can find your mental strength to get through change
3) An event that occurs that triggers your inner leading lady/man

She located her Gumption-Trigger and set forth to create her own future

by OnePlanetWoman June 11, 2016

Gangling Gumption

Stu Watters Is the biggest ,dummest ,stinkiest loaf in the whole universe.And shags sharky

Stu watters

by nicholas October 15, 2003