guava

Gay butt sex consisting two guys behind the couch at 3 AM. Waking up randomly and saying "Mmm lets get guava!"

"OW MY BUTTHOLE"
"COCK SLAP HIM!"
"I want guava!"

by Fat January 30, 2005

guava

A skeppy meme referencing the time skeppy and Badboyhalo almost ended their friendship over the fact bbh didn’t know guava was a real fruit

BADBOYHALO: SKEPPY GUAVAS ARENT A FRUIT

by layaakasomeone March 25, 2021

Guava

Failure of monumental proportions

Boy, I really Guava'ed that test, I got a 3/100

I can't believe they Dallas lost, they were up by over 10 with only a few minutes left, they really Guava'ed that game

by Jimmy from degrassi, the black kid in a wheelchair July 4, 2006

guava

A female-specific version of the taint.

All the wiping from her diarrhea makes her guava raw.

by Char H January 11, 2006

Lava Guava

An alcoholic drink created in the dark and dusty dorms of Northeastern University. Comprised of two ingredients, this mixed drink is as dangerous as saying every word of Mo Bamba in a crowded party as a white freshman. Part Orange Guava Passionfruit Juice and part Malibu (it’s exact ratio is kept locked up like my boy Tay-K), this drink is best made with stolen ingredients from a specific dining hall on campus. It’s preferably served chilled in a crusty Dasani water bottle. Made by Eric Weiss, the clown of clowns.

Yo bro, have you tried Lava Guava yet?

by EWeiss September 8, 2019

Gladius Guavas

Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end

She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there

by Working Class Hero December 30, 2020

Guava Juice

A Youtuber who is famous for filling his bathtub with popular candies.

Guava Juice filled his bathtub with skittles.

by TheHasbroLover8467832901 April 3, 2017