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Gladius Guavas

Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end
She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there

it's raining guavas

1. full-on, unmitigated bullshit.
2. to be inundated with bullshit.
3. the act of being bullshat.

syn. - guavenous.
"I got hit with a blue shell, then two green shells, knocking me off the course on Wario Stadium -- then Lakitu put me back down on the course right onto a big banana, and then Baby Luigi's chain chomp knocked me off the course a SECOND time!! It's raining guavas!!! I'm never playing this game again!

Lava Guava 

An alcoholic drink created in the dark and dusty dorms of Northeastern University. Comprised of two ingredients, this mixed drink is as dangerous as saying every word of Mo Bamba in a crowded party as a white freshman. Part Orange Guava Passionfruit Juice and part Malibu (it’s exact ratio is kept locked up like my boy Tay-K), this drink is best made with stolen ingredients from a specific dining hall on campus. It’s preferably served chilled in a crusty Dasani water bottle. Made by Eric Weiss, the clown of clowns.
Yo bro, have you tried Lava Guava yet?
Lava Guava by EWeiss September 8, 2019

Guava Juice 

A Youtuber who is famous for filling his bathtub with popular candies.
Guava Juice filled his bathtub with skittles.
A particularly fun fruit. Green on the outside, pink on the inside. The Juice is simply marvelous. The fruit is popularly served in halves, and chosen over pear halves.
"Would you care for half a pear?"
"I'd far rather half a guava!"
guava by Tixen April 4, 2005

Jubilant Guava 

When a man slaps the vagina with his testicles with enthusiasm causing him to prematurely ejaculate
Ex) Last night my man went for the Jubilant Guava and I swear some of it went up my nose