While also being a place, Groton is mostly used in context to reference the Groton school. Filled with idiots, the Groton School is hated by all except those who go there. Other schools hate it because all the people who go there think they're amazing, and the locals hate it because it sucks in every way imaginable. Groton is especially know for having really arrogant students who think that being rich is the same as being smart. Groton accepts any retard who lies on their application, believing that lies are better than the truth. Cheating is accepted at Groton, as thats how most people at Groton will live their lives in the future; by cheating off of other people's hard work. It is also common knowledge that kids who attend Groton enjoy sticking broomsticks up each other's asses for fun. Stupid, Spoiled, and Ugly Whores are also a common sight at Groton. But then again what would you expect from a school with a fuckin zebra for a mascot.
by Nivman May 25, 2008
When a man inserts a crack pipe into a woman's vagina, and then twists it around as if opening a door.
Man: Yo you tryna get litty?
Woman: Can't tonight bruh, my pipe still stank after last night's Groton Doorhandle.
Woman: Can't tonight bruh, my pipe still stank after last night's Groton Doorhandle.
by MartyFromGroton April 27, 2018
groton is an elite institution that prides itself on the students that study hard and commit themselves to serving the community. they dont actually do this however, they are drinking and playing poker, having sex in various classrooms, blowing off as much work as possible (all of it?), and competing to see who can wear the most pastel colors in one outfit.
that guy is wearing a pink lacoste, yellow pants, and carrying a wad of g's, he clearly goes to groton school.
by Angela Q. September 29, 2005
groton middle school lies within a very unpopulated town of connecticut. groton middle school has the most bitchy teachers of ur life and also has the ugliest homiesexual white boys that think they’re him. the girls in ts school are either fake asf or have no personality, pouting their lips and spreading their ass cheeks on sinks
groton middle school also goes by the abbreviation GMS.
team michigan (ms. panucci) was the best team of groton middle school
team michigan (ms. panucci) was the best team of groton middle school
by shhhhhhhsomeone August 07, 2023
A place where either your extremely gay or a sports highlighter kid in the closet with internalized homophobia. You probably also wonder why we have weird team names.
by Your welcome Moriah October 19, 2021
Groton New York the place to be!
by Anthony Mooreeee June 09, 2023
Groton Long Point is small town on the Connecticut shore. A place that is nearly deserted except for the months of July and August. GLP is known for its rediculous cops...pulling over kids for riding without helmets and breaking up parties that consists of a few beers and a root table.Most of the people that come to GLP it is there second or third home... these people mostly come from fairfield county and bring there cocky ignorrant attitude to GlP. Weekends in GlP usually consists of people sitting at the "Point Spa" buying overpriced candy and drinks. The piont spa didnt even have milkshakes until it was protested. During the day kids ride there bikes around going to east dock and longboarding pretending like they are from "Dogtown." Most kids in GlP are wanna be surfer however can barely stand up on 12 foot long boards on 3 foot waves. The girls in GlP are pretty and pretend to be friends with each other but secretly hate each other while the boys try to be Bro's and try to attract these pretty but annoying girls with there long blonde flow and avator bro googles.. overall Glp is fairfield county of the shore with rich cocky kids and root parties that gets busted
girl one: wanna go to groton long point and through a party in the abandon houses...
girl two: no the cops suck there lets go to Dairy Queen
girl two: no the cops suck there lets go to Dairy Queen
by redballon May 05, 2009