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Steve Granitz

BIG AND FAT LIKE A MAC

Steve Granitz
by AnonymousGuy15675 October 5, 2019
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gravitowned

"That bitch fell right off that!
Yeah she got GRAVITOWNED!!!"
by iNSANEKiLL3R July 20, 2007
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Taken for Granite

You idiot it's Taken for Granted, why the fuck would you take something for a fucking rock.
"Taken for Granite,"
"You fucking moron it's taken for Granted get it right,"
by MyFriendBurpedTooLoud February 10, 2020
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granite maul spec

when you take your limp penis in your hand and rapidly slap the woman in the face with it until she screams stop.
Damn bro! I Granite maul speced that bitch after she bit down on my dick!
by A_revolver June 16, 2008
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Granite Shitty

Nickname for the post-industrial wasteland, Granite City, on the East Side of the St. Louis Metropolitan area.
Yes, sir, may I see your driver's license and proof of insurance, please?... Oh, Granite Shitty. Your coming with us you drunken shit-bag.
by Recovering Granitite January 19, 2012
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Graviton

A hypothetical spin-2 massless boson which is responsible for the gravitational fields we experience everyday. The graviton is the quantum particle of gravity.
Particle colliders have yet to find a single graviton.
by A.froman September 3, 2010
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d-granite

Extremely hard but at the same time most unstable and volatile element in the universe. Decays instantaneously to water upon contact with anything else whatsoever. Thus far detected only once in the vacuum of an ego-centrifuge, where it probably was created by the extreme condensation of an ego with utmost unnecessary self-esteem surplus.
Don't burst into tears, you little piece of d-granite!
by Dr. No 2000 January 13, 2011
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