GOUT 

A person who feels so important that they instruct people they meet to google them.

I walked up to a friend talking with a girl in a bar.

she said "do you have a pen"
I said "nah, why?"
She said "your friend wants me to write his name down so i can google him"
I said "are you serious? You can so better than this GOUT!"

GOUT by dnev September 14, 2009

gout 

Used to tell someone to go away or take a walk.

"ur some mog"
"gout will ya!!"

gout by mallowfein March 6, 2008

gout 

gross ex-girlfriend; ex-girlfriend that you dated but doesn't count cuz she was gross

"eww. her she was so gout. he never even liked her."

gout by DianaBear<3 December 16, 2006

gout 

to stick the index and middle fingers inside the mouth of another, ideally large-mouthed person (verb)

John: Hey, you know Greg?
Rusty: That guy with the huge mouth, right?
John: Yeah, that guy. Dude got gouted real good last week!

gout by OPPuknoMe May 16, 2007

Gout 

When a chimney loves another chimney very much, they have chimney babies. And that is how you get the gout. Due to this one with the gout only lives for seven days.

Dan: I have it(the gout). Terrible. Seven days to live.
Suzy: How did you get it?
Dan: From a 17th century chimney.

Gout by Rambau33 June 30, 2017

Gout 

When 2 chimneys love each other very much, they have chimney babies. This makes it so that any person that cleans a chimney with a chimney baby will die in 7 days.

Person 1: How did you get gout?
Person 2: I was cleaning a chimney, and I got gout so now I have 7 days to live.

Gout by Sans the Lucario July 6, 2018

Gout 

the word my friend thought was goot

friend: hey what is goot?

Me (confused) :you mean gout?

Gout by Jsb53105 October 15, 2018