gonch kibble

small dry turds resembling dry dog food inadvertently expressed into ones underpants

His wife became annoyed from constantly having to clean his gonch kibble.

by g-man 82 June 16, 2015

Gonch Rocket

Erect penis contained by your underwear or gonch.

At the strip club, the other night, I had trouble concealing my gonch rocket.

by shirtzooka March 31, 2010

Gonch Pad

The backside of the kneecap.

The man caressed my gonch pad

by Sir erplebottom January 29, 2019

Goncalves

1.Portuguese men who have large penises.
2.Smart Jocks who know how to seal the deal with any girl they get with. They are bound to grow up to have successful lives.
3.Common last name of portugal equal to smith in the US.

Wow you may be black but you aren't a Goncalves.

by Daniel Goncalves February 23, 2008

goncy

the dirt on the bottom of your feet from walking barefoot on a dirty floor or outside

Jon has goncy from walking around barefoot on the dirty tile floor.

by Jake Christy December 17, 2008

Gonçalo

Gonçalo is a guy with a lot of energy, who loves concerts, music and going out with his friends.
Gonçalo loves cats as well. He is cute and super handsome. He's the best part of your favorite movie.

- I wish Gonçalo wanted to be my boyfriend.

by Bellatrixoxo February 3, 2020

gonçalo

A good looking edge lord, Listens to alternative rock and probably plays guitar and plays in a band.
He's a guy with a lot of girls but when he gets with someone he likes he's loyal and doesn't cheat.
He helps everyone and hears everyone's problems even though he has his own and always puts others in front of his needs.
He shows to be soft but he's tough.

Mellisa:Oh you're dating Gonçalo?
Stephanie:Yes he's super sweet and he has no-one else.
Mellisa:Are you sure? I saw him with a bunch of girls a while back.
Stephanie:Yeah but he's just a Gonçalo.

by EdgeLord420-69 January 1, 2020