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Gumtard

A person, usually a YouTuber, with little to no understanding of how the real world works. Usually, the only way this people know how to solve problems is to snitch on others or dissing on badly-worded trap songs.
-"Hey, are you promoting gambling to kids?"
+"Hell no! I'm not a gumtard"
by AverageUser12 January 8, 2019
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gotard

n. a person with a physical or mental handicap that is somehow very capabale and has a certain joi de vivre.
He will never make it to head grocery bagger, but he sure is a gotard.
by TonyTony June 24, 2005
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Alternate spelling: go-tard

An extremely energetic and foolhardy person always looking for attention and adventure by pulling some ridiculous stunt. Usually they will be drunk, but not always. Highly suggestable.

A person who has a lot of "get up and go," but only for retarded, dangerous actions.
You: I don't think you should fight that guy. He's twice your size and has a "Marines" tatoo. And he's talking to a cop, like, right now.
Gotard: I'm doing it! Float like a butterfly, sting...uhh, how does the rest of that go?

You: Don't you need a parachute for this?
Gotard: No, just watch. It'll be awesome.
by J. Lyons April 10, 2006
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Gotard

A person who really makes a fool out of his/her self and doesnt realize that untill something horrible happens
A person mixes clorine and alcohol and shakes it and blows their hand off. That person is a Gotard
by Jeff Sh October 4, 2007
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Gontard

A small dwarf kind of creature. This mystical figure lives in the tree tops of Hungry Hollow. It is said to have 3 feet, 7 eyes, 5 backs and 0 ears. "It" uses echolocation to interact and move around. A member of the bat/vampire family. Feeds on the souls of children from the county of Georgetown. BEWARE OF GONTARD.
1) Gontard had a nice munch on the soul of Kyle Burns.

2) The Gontard is straight fucked.
by nhl_dalton_:) July 27, 2010
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Gottardi

A word often used to describe someone that is an offensive Italian dick head. Who loves pasta but oddly cannot stand a cannoli. And loves ballet.

Most generally referred to as a man who exclusively only enjoys another man.

In some circles he is referred to as "Mr. Dos Equis"

Additionally, someone referred to as a Gottardi usually has an uncanny extended 5-day weather forecast.
That wop is a real garlic eating Gottardi.

Your son wants to be in ballet? Maybe he is a Gottardi.

"Mr. Dos Equis"

Does anyone know today's weather? Lets ask the Gottardi.
by Gottardi May 5, 2014
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godtarded

Someone who lived a normal, decent life who becomes an extreme born again. They believe in miracles of otherwise common healing, faith healers, etc. The worst I have seen of this is within the Catholic church.
Cindy chose a limited education, though married to a successful man but found religion which caused divorce and heartbreak. She doesn't practice what she preaches but that seems to be tolerable within her new-found faith and now does not associate with anyone out of her church group. She became godtarded.
by GoomeeG May 8, 2018
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