Gobbledygook

Gobbledygook is a term for language or writing that is utterly confusing and unintelligible. It's like a linguistic maze where words and jargon tangle themselves into a web of confusion, leaving you scratching your head and wondering what on earth is being said. It's as if someone decided to throw a dictionary into a blender and pour out the result.

Usage Example 1: "The contract was filled with so much gobbledygook that even seasoned lawyers couldn't decipher it."

Usage Example 2: "During the lecture on quantum physics, I felt like I was drowning in a sea of gobbledygook, with words like 'quantum entanglement' and 'wave-particle duality' flying over my head."

by dgassadf October 11, 2023

gobbledygook

people say it means “nonsense”, but it obviously is a noise made while giving some good head.

*sucks pp*
the sucker’s mouth: “gobbledy gob gob gobbledygook”

by justineythemeanie August 22, 2020

gobbledygook

A slang term used to describe persons with one oriental parent and one caucasian parent.

Since Chi was only half Korean, she wasn't a full blown Gook, but rather a gobbledygook.

by John Quantum September 16, 2008

gobbledygook

The act of performing oral sex on a person of Asian descent.

I performed some serious gobbledygook at that Pho house on Saturday.

by renton November 13, 2009

gobbledygook

The nonsense that Protestants believe in.

Lutherans don't believe that the Blessed Virgin Mary was conceived immaculate. That sounds like a lot of gobbledygook to me.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

gobbledygook

Absolute nonsense

Karen: I refuse to wear a face diaper!!!!!!
Person with brain cells: No one asked for your gobbledygook, KAREN 🙃

by Pialinist May 20, 2021

Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome

When someone watches too much CNN and fake news to the point where they sacrifice their rational thinking and evaluation of information to the point in which they protest shouting gobbledygook information, which has no rationale behind it in most cases, or very little. When asked how so or why you'll usually get told in broad generalities or blatant lies i.e.

Person 1: Fuck trump
person 2: whats bad about trump
person 1: everything
person 2: well if everything is bad then you should easily be able to tell me 3 things
person 1:*walks away*

"Donald trump is worse than hitler" is a very very good example of irrational liberal's gobbledygook rant syndrome, cmmon now 0 people have been subjected to genocide from trump, while hitler subjected 6 million+ people to genocide.

Ben Shapiro is a fascist, is a good example of Antifa's Gobbledygook Rant Syndrome in play.

by Fluffy golden waffles w/ syrup February 28, 2019