Goated

The act of being hit by a goat. It is only truly goated if the act inflicts pain and causes bleeding on the one being struck by the goat. If one is hit but no pain is suffered or blood, then it is simply being "hit by a goat".

Did you see that?!? Steven just got goated when he walked through the park in his underpants!

by The Capitano April 10, 2008

Goated

When a male accidentally bares his banana and nuts or "goat" to unsuspecting passerbys.

So after I got out of the shower, I decided to walk through my living room butt naked to turn on my stereo not realizing that I left the blinds to my sliding glass door open. As I passed by the door, there was a family standing right outside of it. Much to their horror, they totally got goated.

by soulsurfer78 February 22, 2011

Goated

Banged by a Goat, or penetrated a Goat usually with one's head

Cory just goated that goat!

by Ryan December 19, 2004

Goated

Gayest
Of
All
Time
Eating
Dick

Yolanda is goated

by This is real kid December 12, 2019

Goated

The tucking of one’s nuts between one’s legs and prancing on thy tippy toes

My lord, would you like an old fashion goating?
Yes sire
(Man prances with nuts outs)
Ahhh I love getting goated

by Suckmynoodle69 February 3, 2020

Goated

To be 'goated' into something. Often represented by the photo of a goat. The goat may be in any action at the time, but his mere presence signifies someone is being goated.

"I totally goated Sedin into hooking me, Olli."

or

"I can't believe that goat goated me into giving him some grass to eat. What a b@$tard.)

by HPHatecrafts April 7, 2009

Goated

A state of mind, a feeling that's all high and beyond stoked.

A feeling that can't be described and leaves speechless.

How you doing bro? I'm totally goated!

I'm so fucking goated right now!

goat stoke stoked ecstasy fuck amazing high highest euphoria Feeling

by TheMadJueys April 8, 2016