Glossy

An adjective describing the intelligence of an individual. Typically used for describing a moron or idiot who messes everything up.

Oh my god, he's such a Glossy!

by 4546B August 8, 2021

glossy

When your forehead, chin, nose, etc. reflects sunlight in an unhealthy manner. Glossy parts of your face is an undesirable characteristic, possessed by only the nerdiest, and geekiest of people. A pale, white, glossy forehead is the most common glossy trait.

Hahaha! You glossy son of a bitch, get a tan!

by Soul Talon January 18, 2005

Glossy

A Female/Male who thinks they are cool, but really isn't...

"Look at the glossy ass female, thinkin she's tight..."

by Chelsey June 4, 2004

glossy

fat ugly fiona white girl sassy ho

omgg we are such glossy

by glossylovesstarbucks November 24, 2018

Glossy

A person who is always incomplete and desires to reach new heights

Even after extreme efforts, she was left glossy!

by hallelujah.pact September 2, 2019

glossy

Aesthetically pleasing but bogus as fuck.

They had some glossy consulting company come in last year who completely fucked up everything.

by TheFleeceMan September 7, 2019

glossy

when you’ve had a little too much of the devils lettuce, and your eyes looked glossed over. i.e fake

bruh her eyes glossy asf

by hiiiiiiiiigirl August 11, 2021