The Glombosmos

The Glombosmos is a supernatural God worshipped by a small group of Mesopotamians. Is is thought to have created the essential balance of life (and hair)

Sal: So kids what have you learned about the Glombosmos?
Student: nothing

by silkwormguything January 24, 2019

the glogogagalab

I'm the Globglogabgalab, I love books
And this basement is a true treasure trove

Verse
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds

Chorus
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

Bridge
Ooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid
Simply delicious
Ohm, ha ha ha ha

Verse
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds

Chorus
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

Outro
Ah splendid mmm.

Glogogagalab: i love books
Guy:the glogogagalab loves books

by A.penis September 22, 2021

glomosexual

a girl who uses glowsticks as dildos.

alicia got off whenever she looked at a glowstick, because she was glomosexual.

by alicia morgan June 11, 2006

Glomofo

When a girl named Gloria who's supposed to be all smart act all dumb and retarded in a split second, BEWARE its HIGHLY contagious and is airborne. She can also bring in new exotic diseases with just a cough. But the thing is, shes Super nice, Super Pretty, and is just every man's ideal type... till that Glomofo pops out.. it just happens naturally and sometimes she doesnt even realize it..

Gloria: "Hahahaha omg Steven and Stephen are spelled the same way!!..... i meant SPELT!!"

Friend: "GLOMOFO.."

by a glomofos victim November 21, 2011

Globgogabgalab

A fat worm monster who hides in your basement eating books and defending the world from evil rats and skinny people

If you see the globgogabgalab run , he might squish you between his books

by David longhead June 8, 2018

globgogabalab

a way to call someone fat and a nerd without them knowing that it’s an insult.

did you see that girl walking down the hall? she’s such a globgogabalab.

by shrekstiddies February 13, 2019

globgogabgalab

Humanity's one true fear

Dude, have you seen the globgogabgalab? Changed my life.

by globgogabgalabismyonetruelove May 15, 2018