Glastonbury

The biggest, baddest music festival in the world, located in England. Known for it's free spirit, craziness and ability to draw many drugs etc.

My life started at Glastonbury

by Quetzalli August 23, 2004

granton

A historical or educational bicycle tour. Named after Shawn Granton of Portland, OR, author of zines and leader of numerous historical zines and bicycle tours.

Hey, did you go on that fallout shelters granton yesterday? I hear it was epic!

by TheDeacon June 19, 2010

Glantz Enema

(noun) A powerful mixture of soap suds, betadine and hydrogen peroxide used to promote defecation in constipated individuals, often with explosive results.

Glenn M: This guy is so constipated, I wonder if we should give him a Glantz Enema.

Andy G: That would be a Glantzing blow.

by Azz Kicker September 16, 2010

Glastonbury

The best music fesitval in the world.

Have you got a ticket for Glastonbury?

by James April 19, 2004

Glastonbury Tan

The Glastonbury festival is a huge music festival taking place on a farm during the summer in the UK, it is notorious for getting rained on, and the whole festival ground becoming waterlogged and muddy.

So the Glastonbury tan is where the festival goers get brown all over due to being caked in mud.

my brother came home from the festival with a Glastonbury Tan

by junkothegreat June 30, 2009

Glastocharriot

To move your stuff from the car to site using a wheely bin

I wish I had a glastocharriot my trolley has just broken and I need to get these four crates of pish like cider, my tent and my wedding dress to the other side of site

by Abu Hamster July 19, 2009

Glastonbury Tailback

Where someone manages to go for days without pooing at a music festival to avoid the toilets and their dreadful conditions

I just went to the toilet to get rid of my Glastonbury tailback from the weekend.

by TAinsworth June 28, 2010