gassperated

There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.

And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.

"How did you like Suzy's continental breakfast yesterday ?"
"Dude, I'm still gassperated from it !"

by dw8177 July 30, 2017

gaspulating

Malding at an extreme level

Stop gaspulating

This man is gaspulating

by NRH_Cam December 18, 2021

Gaspard

Gaspard is perfect; sexy, hot and, charming. He is romantic and caring for the person he loves. He will sometimes not be aware about what he says but don’t worry, he actually cares about you. He is the perfect guy for you!

Random person: I need someone who actually cares about me not some random jerk!

Me: Get a Gaspard you will see he really is perfect!

Random person: You are tru thank you so much!

by RandomGirl999 July 19, 2019

gaspulating

a synonym for malding, mostly used by legionares to make people mald

DAIM that Divinity member is gaspulating

by Fliqy December 18, 2021

Le Gasp!

the act of gasping- in french!

dude, he just asked me out!

le gasp!

by Allie-nick December 18, 2008

gawsten

the only ship that's real

Gawsten is real and the government knows

by emotionaldylan April 2, 2017

Charles Gasparino

Charles Gasparino is an American journalist,
blogger, occasional radio host, and former
circus performer. During his circus performing
years he was used in the midget toss
competition, at one point being tossed 40 feet
by his act partner John "the Midget Tosser"
Helman, which set a Guinness world record. He
frequently serves as a hedge fund shill panelist
on the Fox Business Network program segment
The Cost of Freedom and the stocks/business
news program Cashin' In.

Let Charles Gasparino know that his wife’s boyfriend is here to pick her up

by 💎MF🙌 December 19, 2021