Garrison 

1. A person who loves to giggle and laught ALL OF THE TIME!!!!!!! He tends to be very shy but once you get to know him hes a chatter box. Makes a very good boyfriend.

2. The awesomest person ever! If you ever meet a person named Garrison, you should give him all your cheese and chocolate (THE FOOD THAT YOU EAT AND DIGEST THAT YOU PUT IN CAKE OR ON POTATOS!)...

3. A human named Garrison

4. A Fort used to fight in France during the war in which I do not remember what it is called...

5. A french dude

6. An awesome dude

7.Someone who should never be beaten up

8. A screenwriter

9. Someone you must give money to!

10. A rich dude!

Wow! That boy sure does giggle alot! He must be a Garrison1!

Garrison by 23r4hdi89gy67wr897w34uyh789ge December 24, 2010

Garrison 

A usually fat and lightskin version of Shrek who has trouble with women because of his appearance. Is known to be a dick to children. Very fond of name calling and pranks on friends who are easy targets.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen garrison around?
Person 2: Ya here he comes right now.
Garrison: Hey fags where's your mommy's

Person 1: shut up shrek.

Garrison by Ya_you_know_me March 5, 2016

Garrison 

The sexiest guy on earth. Those dreads and smile of his are to die for. You can never get enough of his sweet smell and his hugs. When you meet garrison you will instantly fall in love.

Wow that garrison sureis a hunk

Garrison by Leljuju July 13, 2020

Garrison 

To tall for his age

Man that kid is a Garrison

Garrison by GarryTheGator June 6, 2018

Garrison 

A young woman possessing the following traits: intelligence, talent, strength, beauty, and compassion.

A girl who wants to be on student council should be a role model. She should be a Garrison.

Garrison by Breezy February 20, 2015

Garrison 

A guy with a rather abnormal shaped penis that is very small. Do not touch it, you may puke and rethink your sexual status.

Shaped like a lolipop, and looks like the top is about to pop off.

" I think im going to puke"

"Must have touched Garrisons penis eh ?"

" I saw a Garrison penis once."

Garrison by kiwassabie April 24, 2010

Garrison 

One gay ass nigga.

Gayison is a cute nickname

Yo look at the bitch ass nigga
Of course bro, that’s a Garrison
Bruh

Garrison by 30DozenNuggets April 6, 2019