An extremely funny comedian, in my opinion, the only comedian ever who can even come close to mitch hedberg, a comedy god. was also on that 70's show, as was mitch, and was in super troopers.
likes to talk about hot pockets, and during shows talks to himself....also very pale
likes to talk about hot pockets, and during shows talks to himself....also very pale
my wife recently went through a period of extreme laziness, or as she likes to call it...Pregnancy. "i'm tired", honey just move those cinderblocks..."its cold" well ill let you in as soon as you move the cinder blocks.-Jim Gaffigan
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