g tard

A guy who knows nothing about sex with a woman. A guy with no sex technique.

The guy couldn't even find her g spot. What a g tard!

by Alan Michael Alan September 4, 2008

G-tard

Anyone who Googles everything, from spelling to proving an argument. Totally reliant on Google

"he is such a G-tard he even needs to Google breakfast recipes to work out how to pour milk on his cereal"

by action ant July 25, 2012

g-tard

Someone that lives in or is from Girard, Kansas.

When I was in high school I partied with a bunch of g-tards.

by QuasarZ71 October 25, 2006

g- tard- ed

just being fucked off by consuming too much G.H.BEE

Girl: you can't fuck me >>> You are G-TARD-ED.!!!>>>>yo your worth less

by jgiddy99 September 8, 2005

G tard

Someone who completely lacks self awareness, is deluded and has an absurd opinion of themself

"Fairplay I'm the best, arm wrestler, deal maker, straight up genius to walk the earth."
Wtf you on about you g tard, chillisauce ripped you right off you bell

"but kie thinks I'm great"
What a g tard, tut tut

by WhatsApp group king March 25, 2019

OM(F)G-Tarded

An act which defies both physics and logic; one which can only be described using the words "OM(F)G".

Oh My (Fucking) God, you should have seen it! I don't know how, but he actually got back up and tried it again!! It was the most OM(F)G-Tarded thing I've seen in my life!!! I mean, really...what was he thinking????

by Coda_Samardon May 20, 2011

G-tard

Short for gay retard

Willie acting fruity, dude is a G-tard

by Niggalectual April 1, 2022