Fyre Fested

When an event is supposed to happen but the people in charge fuck everything up

"Yo are you still going to DJ that party at USC?"
"Nah that shit got fyre fested the person in charge was trying to use ticket money to pay for the equipment and it fell through"

by k?d47 February 1, 2019

fyre braithin draigon waigon

a wagon pulled by a mythical creature whose powers include defying physics and poop

see physics notebook of fyre braithin draigon waigon

by ugan schlugan March 27, 2009

Fyre Defyre

Defier of fire; rhythmetic word.

Fyre Defyre owns.

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

fyre eater

(n.) A homosexual man that inhales the products of combustion when another homosexual man ignites a fart in his face is said to be a fyre eater.

Did you see the singe on Tim's mustache? He's a REAL "fyre eater"!

by Fyre Blower January 13, 2011

fyre bae

Fyre Bae most literally means a bae that you would pick up at the Fyre Festival. This type of person is most definitely a bro, likely has been in a fraternity, and now works in finance. When they are not wearing their vest and plaid T-shirt, you will see them in a polished button-up with a backwards hat. Fyre baes are known for their expensive taste in clothing, cars / motorcycles, and other material items. In their natural habitat, you will observe a Fyre Bae hitting on multiple women at time. Plainly stated, Fyre Baes are players.

Anthony is a Fyre Bae.
Anthony just bought a motorcycle and an entire furniture set from West Elm. He’s such a Fyre Bae.

by crazybetch23 September 7, 2018

Fyre Vortex

A loser addicted to FPS without any experience in social interaction. Most commonly found yelling at their team about reinforcing bedroom or rushing B or peaking catwalk when the enemy has an awp. Will only play Ranked because casual is for pussies. Can be located in the match when maining Blitz or Jäger. Is extremely toxic but wont admit they are wrong. In Overwatch they dont switch off Hanzo because they belive they are rhe best there is.

Bill: “WHY DIDNT ANYONE REINFORCE HATCH????”
Bobby: Chill out you are being A Fyre Vortex

Ammy: “WHY THE HELL ARE YOU RUSHING B WITHOUT BOMB???”
Cindy: “Fucking Fyre Vortex ass mutherfucker”

by PaulSkeetman October 4, 2018

Fyre Fested

To be lied to/scammed/gypped in a big way. In relation to the 2017 Fyre music festival fail.

“Bro I was told I was gonna get paid for this and when I finished the job, they said “thanks! Drive safe.” And they just TOOK OFF without paying me! I totally got Fyre fested!”

by Hingle Mccrinckleberry February 1, 2019