Fwanktard

The ultimate insult. Mixture of fucking + wanker + retard. Fwanktard

Person 1: your a poopy head.
Person 2: Well, well your a fwanktard
Person 1: *crying*
Person 3: bro, you took it to far.

by Cbbge June 9, 2020

Fhwank Fwootah

What seriously retarded , barely functioning autistic persons call their dick

"Dude you're a fuckin idiot stop breathing around me."
"Yeah well I have a bigger dick than you do. It's a Fhwank Fwootah."
"Good one buddy. You're gonna make it. No doubt."

by IceBurgScrilla February 16, 2023

fwank bank

The fwank bank is part of the memory specifically reserved to retain the names of attractive people in order to later look them up on facebook and masterbate over pictures of them.

Ray: Man who was that bird, she was smoking like a bbq, i almost got a boner just looking at her.

Ollie: That was Jenny, she has a rack that would even make Jordan jealous. An you should see her profile picture it made my penis shed a tear.

Ray: Shit mate I'll save that name in my fwank bank for later.

by NBLisMassive October 11, 2010

FWANK

The act of Raping someones Facebook profile when they leave it logged in then realising you were actually logged into your own account therefore Fraping or face book raping yourself.

HaHa this will teach him to leave profile signed in "I sucked my own cock last nite"

Oh shit I wrote that on my own profile I just fwanked

by Hinge 81 January 16, 2011

fwank

Abbreviation of the phrase fucking wank, used when inappropriate to swear or in time critical scenarios.

Also an acronym for the computer game series Fighting Warrior Action Ninja King 1 to 7.

You are in Woolworths surrounded by children and grandmothers, you find Woolworths is Fucking Wank but you don't want to offend when you say this out loud and so say "It's fwank in here!"

by Adam Ward December 10, 2005

FWANK

## mixture of the two words ##
:: FWAY:: & ::SWANK::
Expresses one who has an odd style and way of dressing.

That boy on instagram is so fwank

by FWANK PAPI June 15, 2014

fwanksta

Refers to Barney Frank, the distinguished Democratic congressman from Massachusetts's 4th. The pronunciation of this word imitates his unusual speech impediment.

Did you see how fast the Fwanksta got that bill through committee?

by Dylanvar August 19, 2009