How are your futtocks?

How's your day going? (British)

friend 1 How are your futtocks?
friend 2. At their furthest reach, dear boy! (Very well!)

by talk2me-JCH2 April 3, 2021

fruttocks

Contraction of 'frontal buttocks', found in obese women wearing lycra trousers.

"Check out her fruttocks, geezo"

by Scottus Maximus March 27, 2008

futtocking

The act of a baby or infant child making crying type or talking noises for a brief period whilst not being awake.

Eg. Talk quietly, don't go upstairs, he's just futtocking. Pour me another glass of wine

by roydrunner December 21, 2013

futtocks

1) Any part of the body you are referring to.
2) A lazy or silly person whom you wish to motivate into action
3) A coarse expression of annoyance

1) Get off your futtocks!
2) Shut up ya futtock (best said with a northern accent)
3) 'Oh futtocks!'

by Rosie and Briony May 21, 2006

futtocks

the act of dropping ones balls on someones head

did u see that guy dropped his balls on ellies head..hes a real futtocks

by oww shiiii December 14, 2010