fugerly

When some looks Fucking Ugly Early in the morning.

guy 1: So I took that girl home last night...

guy 2: yeaaa?

guy 1: Yea, and let me tell you that bitch was looking fugerly.

guy 2: yea bitches be looking ugly the next morning. They need to clean that shit up. I dont want no girl lookin like a cracked out Whitney Houston!

by platinum fubu October 15, 2009

Futer

A Futer is someone who plays Ultimate Team on fifa 12.
They are generally addicted to the game and have a great team.

Twan : I won like 10 matches in a row last night playing head to head online. How'd you go?
Bade : Well im a Futer so I didn't play any head to head but I used my beast team against someone with a bad team... And I still managed to lose.

by TwainyJaime October 30, 2011

futrell

The epitome of a badass. Common abbreviation of "warfighter". A futrell is known to take cover behind walls of lead, and crush the souls of all who oppose him.

"Don't fuck with that dude, he's futrell" or "i was at a bar, and i looked at this futrell guy and he crushed my soul immediately"

by kung fucking fu January 4, 2010

Futernick

A very cool family member

Wow that kid is such a Futernick, if only I were his friend!

by ZENDAH January 24, 2011

Futer

To toy with, jiggle or rub. Also, genital frottage.

"Any chance of an aul' futer?"
"Dekky, quit futerin' with yerself."

by Piano Dentist September 15, 2004

Futerman

Someone who acts really stupid and talks in a young child voice and often makes up words. However they are somehow really smart and often know more about things than you.

That kid over there is a futerman.

by Dee ranged October 14, 2017

futerbate

(v.) To have sex in the car.

Yeah me and my boy were futerbating last night.

by Hajabajoobi August 31, 2003