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fustercluck

The realisation by a turkey farmer that his whole 'crop' is going to be wiped out by a virus named after Professor Fust of the West Coast Agricultural University.
Chad: what a total fustercluck man, I've got to get rid of this livestock way before thanksgiving day.
by Murky Ditchwater April 16, 2009
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Fustercluck

An alcoholic beverage which contains Evan Williams bourbon whiskey, 180 proof Everclear, and root beer with a dollop of ice cream on top. You must finish this drink before the ice cream melts or you will not get its full effect. This will fuck you up.
Dude, I got so fusterclucked this weekend!
Dude, did you see Nicole last weekend? She had two fusterclucks and was puking everywhere!
Xavier tried to drink a fustercluck in two minutes. He was in the hospital for two days.
by Thetwins April 12, 2012
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fustercluck

stop being such a fustercluck
by jack_hammer December 7, 2015
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Fustercluck

Fustercluck is a word you use to describe someone that induces headaches. They are so ruthlessly stupid that they infect you with their sheer stupidity hence why you fuck up the word cluster fuck.
Fuck me. MARTIN! you are such a fustercluck I can't even... Just fuck off Martin.
by Renifer August 17, 2019
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fustercluck

I heard Charles tried to go to South Sudan, he said it was a goddamn fustercluck
by Imaherethen March 21, 2023
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Flappy Fustercluck

The scientific name for a group of 'hunter' terminids (insects) in the video game, Helldivers 2:

A gaggle of geese.
A murder of crows.
A flappy fustercluck of hunters.
Richard - a flappy fustercluck patrol to your 5 o'clock - kill 'em with fire!
by Professor.Joe April 18, 2024
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