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A person, generally between the ages of 18 and 20, who has begun college but still has the mentality of a high schooler. They generally don't recognize the amount of responsibility that they have, and still find joy in everything. Some may also may be life wreckers because of their lack of regard for anyone but themselves.
Man 1: Have you met Jessica?

Man 2: Yeah she's a total funteen.

Man 1: I love funteens.
Funteen by loverofmilk December 4, 2011

furtenwechter 

An offering of leg hair used by certain cults in Germanic history.
Sister Friede, bring forth the furtenwechter, and place it at the altar.
furtenwechter by SisterHolgaer April 18, 2021
A term coined to get someone to inadvertently ask " Whats Furdeena". Only to be answered by the person initiating the play on words "I dunno. Spaghetti and Meatballs?"

Furdeena (Fur-Dee-Nah) Sounds like " For dinner" with an italian accent.
Person A: Hey would you like a Furdeena?

Person B: A what?

Person A: A Furdeena. Would you like one?

Person B: Whats a Furdeena!?!?
Person A: I dunno. Spaghetti and Meatballs??

This is usualy followed by an awkward silence, the sound of crickets or the ultimate "Wow you are retarded!". All of these answers are expected reponses, as it is a terrible joke.

Fourteen Year Old Boys 

Horny ass holes on bikes.

By the time they reach 14 years of age, males are remarkably horny, yet have no chance of getting a girl, and little knowledge of what to do if they ever did. They are bored with all forms of entertainment that they enjoyed prior to their current age yet are too young to do anything else, so they spend most of their time aimlessly roaming the suburbs on bicycles. Their boredem can eventually drive them to try stupid things (i.e. skateboard street luging) or to generally to destroy things. Their lives are mindnumbly devoid of any acheivement of worth. They are the main target audience of 70% of Hollywood films.
What the hell happenned to this neighborhood? Was there a riot?

Nah, just a herd of fourteen year old boys rolling through on their bikes.

Damn, I forgot the 8th graders get out for summer before the other kids.

fourteenth base

Videotaping you having sex with your dead partner at thirteenth base and plastering it all over the internet / eFukt for people to masturbate to.
Woah this porno is really good.

What is it?

Some guy fucking a dead chick. I love fourteenth base!
fourteenth base by Fukt Up October 6, 2009

Fourteenth Amendment 

Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside. No state shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.


Section 2. Representatives shall be apportioned among the several states according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each state, excluding Indians not taxed. But when the right to vote at any election for the choice of electors for President and Vice President of the United States, Representatives in Congress, the executive and judicial officers of a state, or the members of the legislature thereof, is denied to any of the male inhabitants of such state, being twenty-one years of age, and citizens of the United States, or in any way abridged, except for participation in rebellion, or other crime, the basis of representation therein shall be reduced in the proportion which the number of such male citizens shall bear to the whole number of male citizens twenty-one years of age in such state.


Section 3. No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any state, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any state legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any state, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.


Section 4. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the United States nor any state shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.


Section 5. The Congress shall have power to enforce, by appropriate legislation, the provisions of this article.
Fourteenth Amendment by Jon Davis January 14, 2004