nelly furtado

A slutty bird, according to her 2 songs.

Nelly Furtado is an easy bird.

by Adrian October 26, 2006

Nelly Furtado

stupid little bitch who sings about being a bird flying away and now singing about being promiscuous, WTF is that about!!?

Person 1: omg I love "im like a bird!" by nelly furtado!!
Person 2: well now shes singing about being "promiscuous!"
Person 1: WTF!!?

by M.Y.O.B. September 8, 2006

Miguel Furtado

A man with a long schlong and is almost god like in all aspects.

“Holy shit did you see that guy? He was acting like a total Miguel Furtado?”

“I know I wish I was him”

by Santuna January 22, 2021

nelly furtado

A female singer who believes she has the ability to fly like a bird and every man wants her beacause she reckons she's a maneater. The actual truth of the matter is she actually has two backs, her chest is so flat even the walls are jealous.

Random man: hey nelly, iv'e got a joke that'll knock the tits off you!!
Nelly furtado: i'm a maneater...la la la la
Random man:o...i see someone has already told you

by Bl@ze September 8, 2006

Nelly furtado

A dumbass wanna be singer, who has no talent what so ever. AKA: A retard that sits there and doesn't do anything while she gets the people to dance for her.

prep: Have you herd of Nelly furtado?
Cool person: No, and Im glad I haven't.

by THEPIMP!!! July 16, 2006

nelly furtado

I orginally entered this definition back in Nov 2003, but some scally wag looks to have deleted it, here we go again;

To show one's dis-interest with an air of superiority in an act either against one's person or any non direct event in one's life.

Coach; Billy that is your final warning, those pom poms are not meant to be used in that manner, they will have to be incinerated now before the cheerleaders require them, I have no choice; you're dropped from the team, you are no longer the star quarterback.....

Billy; Coach, with all disrespect, i couldn't give a nelly furtado.....

by Nathaniel P Jones December 15, 2008

nelly furtado

I orginally entered this definition back in Nov 2003, but some scally wag looks to have deleted it, here we go again;

To show one's dis-interest with an air of superiority in an act either against one's person or any non direct event in one's life.

Coach; Billy that is your final warning, those pom poms are not meant to be used in that manner, they will have to be incinerated now before the cheerleaders require them, I have no choice; you're dropped from the team, you are no longer the star quarterback.....

Billy; Coach, with all disrespect, i couldn't give a nelly furtado at all

by n jones December 24, 2008