Furtive Wank

a sly yet secretive gentleman's pleasure by hand and cock

guy 1 ' what the fuck you ding you cunt?'

guy 2 ' shit! what the fuck '

guy 1 ' put it away you dick, your a furtive wanker'

by hank grolok March 7, 2012

Furgiveness

When you allow a mistake based on the fact that the person making the mistake is drunk as shit.

She said that I gave the ants the porch tots. But I gave her furgiveness.

by Sheffjeets August 10, 2019

Furgive

The act of forgiving (sometimes against one's will ) the heinous behavior of an animal because... SO. HECKIN'. CUTE!

"My cat begged for food only to throw it up on the carpet making me late for work. Of course I furgive him. He was so heckin' cute rollin' around in his cardboard rainbow."

by TaLuLa13 October 15, 2020

Furgive

The act of forgiving (sometimes against one's will ) the heinous behavior of an animal because... SO. HECKIN'. CUTE!

"My cat begged for food only to throw it up on the carpet making me late for work. Of course I furgive him. He was so heckin' cute rollin' around in his cardboard rainbow."

by TaLuLa13 October 15, 2020

Furtive Pygmy

Wait.. wait whos? The furtive.. pygmy? Ahh so easily forgotten

Hollow : Wait who's the Furtive Pygmy
Hollow 2 : Ahh, it's so easily forgotten

by John Dark Soul May 11, 2025