Chubby Funster

(1) Ricky Gervais

(2) a chubby person who seeks out fun and humor in all situations.

Bob asks "Who's Ricky Gervais?"
Carol replies "He's a comedian"
Bob says "?"
Carol responds "You know, the chubby funster"

by Tottieson December 23, 2008

buck futter

Used my Connery on SNL celebrity jeopardy skit.

Many people overlook the fact that, while switching the tt anc ck results in butt fucker, switching the b and f results in the equally humourous "Fuck butter", sexual effluent perhaps?

I whipped up a batch of ol' fashioned buck futter with your mum last night

by Slyph February 18, 2005

Dungy Futterman

Dungus "Dungy" Furttustus (later changed to Futterman after the Great Vegan War). Dungy was a legendary warrior during the Great Vegan War, remembered especially for his brave acts during the Battle of the Pluto Colony, after which he was sponsored by Monster Energy. In his final battle, he finally spilled all of his grease. He died in the arms of his best friend and brother in arms Melmen Hanson. Some believe he never died, and legend has it he went into hiding deep in the Ethiopian rain forrest after the wars. But we may never know.

Joey: Yo, that guy is so cool!
Chad: How cool?
Joey: Pfff, almost as cool as Dungy Futterman.
Chad: Damn.

by Kenny the Tiger October 14, 2017

muddy funster

a polite way of saying "mother fucker" or "muddafucka"

"kiss my knee muddy funster"

by Steve August 28, 2003

Futterwack

To dance ever so vigorously, in quite a .... mad way :) ,

This is the famous Futterwack from Tim Burton's (2010) Alice in Wonderland danced by none other than the mad hatter by moving and popping various parts of your leg from your waist to your feet

"I will futterwack vigorously if we succeed."

"Yoooo you might be able to jerk but I can futterwack!"

by ForTheLoveOfGaGa March 24, 2010

mutter-futter

A nice way of saying "mother-fucker."

Hey, what's up, you mutter-futter!?

by Teresa A. Burr August 4, 2008

futter

Archaic: To perform intercourse. From the French "foutre".

"I warn you, my lad, you will be sodomised; you, my girl, I shall futter; for the thief who is bearded, a third punishment remains." (Priapus)

He fared forth from her to the second wife in her chamber and stretched himself beside her and toyed with her and futtered her. (from 1001 Arabian Nights)

by ElTonico August 16, 2006