fungletard

A portmanteau of bungle, fucker, and retard. It means all of these, but it is an insult greater than the sum of its parts.

“Billy spilled a whole bucket of hummus, but then ate it off the floor. What a fungletard.”

by Lungeye April 7, 2019

funglet

A sexy girl who likes to arouse the male psychy without realizing it

My wife is such a funglet

by PoorAndNeedy July 1, 2022

Fungldoo

A wipe that is no longer moist and is not capable of cleaning things such as ones butthole.

Oh man, the wipe I just pulled out is a fungldoo

by StrangeWords February 28, 2017

Fuggleboom

The process of viciously fucking a human being during a nuclear attack.

Guy 1: Hey, I hear a nukes 'bout to go off, up for a fuggleboom?

Girl: Sure, we might as well fuggleboom before we die!

by Xtravity September 19, 2012

Carrot Fingletooter

When two or more romantic partners come into the respected holding of a gathering dressed in carrot uniforms and try their best to fart the stem off each other. you can only win if one gets pink eye or the stem gives way

“Yeah boys definitely come round tonight with your wife’s we can get a 8 way Carrot Fingletooter”

by Andy Pipkin67 August 28, 2025

fagletooth

additive: describing that person you know, that has the worst set of teeth ever that you just think "how does that person chew it's so bad".

"you know rob from accounting" said rose. john reply with " you mean that guy with the really bad fagletooth problem"?

by deaf mad hatter March 5, 2013

Funglefropping

The act of using mushrooms to pleasure oneself.

Man 1: "dude I can't wait to go home and do some funglefropping"
Man 2: "dude wtf is wrong with you"

by thebigman1221 August 1, 2023