Fundie Atheist

Similar to a fundie christian, but instead of being a bible thumper who has a belief in God, is an atheist thumper who forces everyone around him/her to believe that God/Jesus/Satan/Heaven/Hell does not exist like he/she does, and that anyone who doesn't agree with his/her strict world view is comparable to a mentally challenged or psycholigically unbalanced person.

Fundie Atheist: Where are you going?

Christian: I'm going to church.

Fundie Atheist: Oh, going to listen to people preach how gays are evil, and that science is witchcraft?

Christian: No, I'm going to listen to people preach on how to be a kinder, more compassionate person, sing some lovely hymns, clap along, and then help with the charity drive for homeless people in third world countries.

Fundie Atheist: Open your eyes! God ain't real! It's all a crock of crap! Fairytales! It's a cult! Church teaches people nothing except how to hate and hurt others different from them!

Christian: Actually some of our congregation members are gay, and our charity drives are for helping people in need.

Fundie Atheist: You're still hurting people!

Christian: *rolls eyes* Look, believe or disbelieve whatever you want ok? But don't force your own world view down my throat ok? If you want to come and see for yourself, you are most welcome. Otherwise don't get on my case, please? Good day.

Fundie Atheist: Cult follower!

Christian: Get a life and a therapist, wacko.

by Gothicsnake December 22, 2012

Funding secured.

When you have no idea where you're gonna get the money.

Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: "Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured." SEC opens investigation next day.

Me to my new girl: "Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured." Let's hope for a windfall...

by P Singer August 10, 2018

Fundillona

From the Spanish slang word fundillo, which means "butt." In this case fundillona is a girl with a big booty. Sometimes said jundillona (hoon-dee-yona) especially in Colombia.

Oye fundillona, estás bien rica déjame romper ese bomper.

by iLikeBigNalgas April 15, 2011

Fudnick

Stupid, idiot, fud (vagina),

Paul is acting stupid today he is a fudnick!

by Saul2013 July 18, 2013

Fundiswa

You'll find most Fundiswa's as innocent people. They are fun to have around and one thing I like I about them is that they don't take nonsense. You'll find fundiswa as an indoor person and likes pampering herself. But most likely, she has what is called self-love

So this is how fundiswa's are, I'd love to meet her

by IG: sam_nm2 January 7, 2021

law of findicus

a rule that states that if you cannot find it anywhere, it must be inside your bag

Person A: I lost my bag!
Person B: Law of findicus my friend, it must be in your bag.

by Mr. Memeologist October 6, 2018

fundies

People who follow fundamentalist Christian ideals. "In comparative religion, fundamentalism refers to anti-modernist movements in various religions."

Carries a negative connontation, because of the association with extremist views.

"When it comes to hating religion and the way it separates the people of our world I don't discriminate--I hate fundies just as much."

by Shiloh May 17, 2005