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funch

According to Rawson's dictionary of euphemisms, funch is having sex at lunchtime.
Do you want to meet for funch today?
by Emlyn G. Vole October 22, 2003
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funching

the act of finding a cold spot in your bed or back side of your pillow while sleeping.
I was sound asleep and awoke to find myself funching!
by Mitchgitch December 28, 2007
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Monkey Funch

1. used for any undescribable secretion, act, behavior, or smell in a sexual or non sexual situation.

2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.

3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.
1. The girl was so hot, i couldn't wait to go down on her, but when she took off her panties, her hoo hoo was covered with.... with.... MONKEY FUNCH!

2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.

3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!
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funchella

FUNCHELLA.

A concert gro-er who dresses up in the most hipster of fashions. Often seen in bright floral patterns, shats cut above the knee, and over-mainucured beard. Also (unseen to most eyes - - unless you're on the J/M/Z) clearly having just received a mani-pedi in OPI's Purple with A Purpose and toes Divine Swine.

May or may not be advocating for eight OH eight ALL day at COACHELLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA

k bye.
Jamsies: Hey Gina, what should I wear?

Gina: Think fun...like a festival go-er.

Jasmines: Oh, I know, Im going to go FUN - LIKE I'M GOING TO COACHELLA!

Gina: You mean you're going FUNCHELLA style?!

Jasmines: Yes!

DONE
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funcly

(something) cute but only cute in a way like funcle
Funcle is sooooo funcly i just love him so much he is so NOT a farkle!!!”
by SHUTUAP January 12, 2023
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Funch

When you combine LUNCH and SEX into the same event.
The girl I am seeing want's to meet me during my meal break for some Funch.
by LAFF April 23, 2004
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Funcy

Contrary to popular belief, "funcy" should not be confused with fancy. Funcy is an adjective used to describe something tacky, foolish, or trashy. This term is a discreet insult and is best used when someone or something is trying to look or be fancy; however, the turn out ends up foolish and awful. People think you're complimenting them by saying "fancy" in a clever way, i.e., "funcy" but you're actually ridiculing them.
1. You're trailer park home on the other side of the freeway is so funcy.

2. Like, OMG! You look so cute today with your brand name clothes from Kmart; super funcy!
by Raulgbz August 30, 2009
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