fundietard

A fundie who is also a retard, which happens to be the case with most fundies.

Alice: Man, did you hear the story about two parents letting their deathly ill child die by praying instead of sending him to a hospital?

Bob: sure did, what a bunch of fundietards.

Alice: true.

by Supreme_Bananas January 15, 2009

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fundie mode

The practice of intolerant religious fundamentalists (fundies)to type in ALL CAPS, frequently with poor or missing grammatical skills, in an online chat room or message posting, presumably proving their viewpoint superior to others.
Also can be used to ridicule others who inadvertently hit the Caps Lock key by accident and don't notice before they hit Enter.

Agnstic1: But there's no dispute in the scientific world about evolution.
GdHtsfags: YES THER IS! MY PREECHER TOLD ME BUT THATS OK BECUSE YUR GOINGSTRAIHT TO HELL JESUS IS LOVE!
Agnstic1: Ssiighhh...yeah. Whatever.

Bob1: So what happened after we hit the bar?
Dave2: Well afTER WE WENT HOME SHE GAVE ME THE GREATEST BLOWJOB IN HISTORY!
Bob1: Woah man, dropped into fundie mode there.
Dave2: Oops, lol. Hey, that BJ was worth all caps.
Bob1: lol

by Grafikman December 25, 2006

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fubidiot

fucking bitch idiot

"My ex-wife is a fubidiot, that bitch thinks that I'm giving her half of my fucking money."

by jcf426 October 29, 2017

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Funbuck

Any proprietary currency that is required by a specific entity to buy their goods and/or services, instead of using real money. Common in theme parks and online games with a "cash shop".

I didn't have enough Microsoft points left on my account to buy that Xbox Live Arcade game, so I had to buy some more funbucks with my credit card

by Milkymoocowmoo August 22, 2011

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Fundie Atheist

Similar to a fundie christian, but instead of being a bible thumper who has a belief in God, is an atheist thumper who forces everyone around him/her to believe that God/Jesus/Satan/Heaven/Hell does not exist like he/she does, and that anyone who doesn't agree with his/her strict world view is comparable to a mentally challenged or psycholigically unbalanced person.

Fundie Atheist: Where are you going?

Christian: I'm going to church.

Fundie Atheist: Oh, going to listen to people preach how gays are evil, and that science is witchcraft?

Christian: No, I'm going to listen to people preach on how to be a kinder, more compassionate person, sing some lovely hymns, clap along, and then help with the charity drive for homeless people in third world countries.

Fundie Atheist: Open your eyes! God ain't real! It's all a crock of crap! Fairytales! It's a cult! Church teaches people nothing except how to hate and hurt others different from them!

Christian: Actually some of our congregation members are gay, and our charity drives are for helping people in need.

Fundie Atheist: You're still hurting people!

Christian: *rolls eyes* Look, believe or disbelieve whatever you want ok? But don't force your own world view down my throat ok? If you want to come and see for yourself, you are most welcome. Otherwise don't get on my case, please? Good day.

Fundie Atheist: Cult follower!

Christian: Get a life and a therapist, wacko.

by Gothicsnake December 22, 2012

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