Fump

a man who smells women bicycle seats.

that guy is the biggest fump ever.

by cjaygreen December 2, 2011

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fumped

V. To have sexual relations with an individual then shortly afterwards end any type of relationship with them.

Guy 1: Yo, weren't you seeing that chick?
Guy 2: Naw dawg, I strait up fumped that bitch.

Girl 1: Hey Kelly, weren't you dating that one guy?
Girl 1: Nah Bitch, I fumped him last week.

by Steve Howard Igor Templeton January 31, 2005

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Fump

Derived from the words fap and hump. Means to masturbate by humping an inanimate object, such as a pillow, while fully clothed, cumming in your underwear

A young man planned to fump his pillow after he became aroused by watching footjob porn videos.
The boy fumped his pillow at least 2-3 times a week.
The parents of the boy confronted him on his fumping habits as they did not like having to wash his jizz soaked clothes.

by TheRealDemonD!ck October 5, 2015

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fumpe

a group of bitches usually headed by a male

i was out with the my fumpe last night

by moe bitches July 29, 2006

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Fump

Derived from the words fap and hump. Means to masturbate by humping an inanimate object, such as a pillow, while fully clothed, cumming in your underwear.

Tony planned to fump his Mickey Mouse pillow after he became aroused by watching footjob porn videos.
Tony fumped his pillow at least 2-3 times a week.
Tony's parents confronted him on his fumping habits as they did not like having to wash his jizz soaked clothes.

by Introvertedcookie September 27, 2015

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Fump

To be denied from jumping over an object, often due to a perceived high chance of failure.

"Well, I was keen to give it a go but it ended up just being another fump"
"You all know Blake, get a few drinks in him and he'll be fumping everything in sight!"

by c00pala May 31, 2018

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