fumer

Person who acts like he's sniffed too much gasoline, glue etc. Possessed of a confused, disconnected brain.

I want a scalpel, not a forceps! You are such a fumer!

by gnostic1 August 6, 2010

trust funder

Someone who doesn't work because they get money from their family.

I was a trust funder once; it's actually not fun because nobody likes you.

by JQS4523 June 20, 2011

fummer

the short season between summer and fall when everything is perfect for everything. The morning air is crisp, evening breezes cool, the middays sunny but not too hot. The best foods are at their peaks, and children run around with peach juice running down happy faces. Not too cold to relax in the sun, not to hot to bake chocolate chip cookies. Memories of summer fun melt into anticipation of cozy rainy days curled up with a blanket and a good book.

The perfect fummer day is spent hiking through the woods picking and eating blackberries as you go.

by permaculturedreams September 2, 2010

fudderstick

Stick of which to fudder with.

Flesh coloured stick that arouses pleasure in the fudderee

Long hard stick used to stimulate flap region

Bobbie i'd love a good fuddering with your long hard (preferrably used) fudderstick

by fluffermuffin May 14, 2008

fuderwhack

a series of absurd dance steps in which the Mad Hatter in "Alice in Wonderland" is a pro.

"The Mad Hatter is the best at fuderwhacking!"

by AnnaDepp March 6, 2010

fumber

The fake phone number you give out when you don't want to give your real one.

This douche wanted me to give him my digits, I didn't want to be completely rude and immediately crush his dreams, so I just gave him a fumber.

by i invented shizam July 18, 2010

Furderer

To murder a furby.

To commit furder.

You've commited furder, you furderer!

by settingson September 5, 2010