Fulton

Someone who is so ridiculously fat that they weigh nearly a full ton and is not jolly like Fat Albert but is instead a complete prick. Also synonomus with Fat Lard and Thuder Cunt.

So i was walking down wilfred street and this Fulton comes out of his house wearing wife beaters and sun glasses and slams his mum's head into a wall.

by Lesbians Dave November 18, 2011

fulton

Is the act of taking a dump. Derived from the name Robert Fulton who made the first steam boat. Fulton was a logical choice to describe something else that steams.

I gotta take a mad fulton!
Get the toilet paper because I just fultoned in my pants.

by JSpyder March 6, 2007

Fulton

The Georgia county containing the baddest city in the South.

If it aint in Fulton it's probably not worth living in.

by get0ut0fmyh34d August 21, 2008

Fultonism

Terms or phrases that usually make no sense to people who don't know Mr. Fulton.

Fultonism: "I'm on a diet... I'm a vag-i-tarian!" Fultonism: "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.... Until you have to mow it!"

by flounder7 April 14, 2009

Fulton

rubbing one's finger up and down their own butt crack and then running it under someone's nose

Student: OMG What's that smell?
Senora Tobias: I gave Ashley a Fulton. Shutup or you'll get onem too.

by SR Student Word Dubbing Council January 11, 2008

Fultoneer

A person who lives in Fulton,New York and is to lazy to say "Because I live in Fulton."

Because I'm a Fultoneer I get it real easy in school since I could write my name and do math and such since i was 3

by OlderInoMoon December 24, 2010

Fulton

1. A county in Georgia, adjacent to Gwinnett. The north of Fulton includes Duluth and Alpharetta, a very racist and spoiled area. The south of Fulton is a less upscale, ghetto area. There is little understanding on why north Fulton is so KKK-influenced. Gwinnett, which is also predominantly caucasian, is much less prejudice to non-pale people. Popular opinion is that the parents strongly influence and enforce racism on their children. A popular site in Fulton is the Regal Cinema. There, punkass bitches smoke weed, dip, get in sissy fights, snort the lemon stuff you get when you buy a ticket, and hook up with underdeveloped 13 year old pussy (see, that little blond girl was a freshman, how could you not tell).

2. Also, Mike Jones is fucking huge in Fulton.

1. Goddamn, Fulton is the downfall of 300 years of American culture.

2. Fultonite (younger brother): who's on the phone, who's on the phone, why do you keep talking about groceries, who's on the phone, what do you mean we need milk, who's on the phone, who's on the phone, who's on the phone...

Fultonite 2 (older brother): shut the fuck up, its mike jones, who do you fucking think it is.

by All that is right in the world October 6, 2005