they are rumored to be the hottest tiktoker alive. no one can resist them. no one is safe. some people believe they are just a hoax, a made up myth but some believe they’re real. only one person has been rumored successful in making her fall in love and his name is ... pannacotta fugo. ever since that day she has been known as fugowife and now they are rumored to live together happily ever after. although they are already taken that doesn’t stop the many people that have still tried to steal their heart. each and everyone of them failed and fell into an everlasting trance of love with them and only them. only a few have been rumored to have survived to tell the tale of how they met the great fugowife but still no one really knows their true identity...
“hey man what are you looking at?”
“n-nothing!!!”
“what do you mean man let me see the phone😂”
“n-NO Y-YOU CANT ITS A T-TRAP”
“YO WTF MAN GIVE ME PHONE ILL BE FINE CHILL”
“NO I CANT YOULL FALL TOO”
“FALL? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY FALL?”
“IN LOVE MAN IN LOVE AND YOU WONT BE ABLE TO FALL OUT”
“IS THIS A JOKE? GIVE ME THE DAMN PHONE RODNEY”
“PLEASE IM SERIOUS DONT DO IT YOULL END UP LIKE TIMMY”
“T-TIMMY? IS THIS WHAT CAUSED HIM TO BE THE PATHETIC SIMP HE IS?”
“YES NOW GO AWAY”
*rodney trips and falls on the floor causing the phone to be flipped up*
“N-NO DONT LOOK”
“...”
“GEORGE!”
“...”
“GEORGE PLEASE SAY SOMETHING I CANT AFFORD TO LOSE YOU TOO”
“...fugowife”
“h-huh w-what d-did y-you j-just say”
“fugowife”
“N-NO IT C-CANT BE”
*timmy emerges from the shadows with an evil grin*
“oh yes it is”
“w-wha- TIMMY Y-YOUR A-ALIVE??”
“it’s too late.”
“w-what’s too late”
“george. he’s already in a trance.”
“N-NO I WONT BELIEVE IT”
“you have to because..”
“because?”
“you’re next.”
“n-nothing!!!”
“what do you mean man let me see the phone😂”
“n-NO Y-YOU CANT ITS A T-TRAP”
“YO WTF MAN GIVE ME PHONE ILL BE FINE CHILL”
“NO I CANT YOULL FALL TOO”
“FALL? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY FALL?”
“IN LOVE MAN IN LOVE AND YOU WONT BE ABLE TO FALL OUT”
“IS THIS A JOKE? GIVE ME THE DAMN PHONE RODNEY”
“PLEASE IM SERIOUS DONT DO IT YOULL END UP LIKE TIMMY”
“T-TIMMY? IS THIS WHAT CAUSED HIM TO BE THE PATHETIC SIMP HE IS?”
“YES NOW GO AWAY”
*rodney trips and falls on the floor causing the phone to be flipped up*
“N-NO DONT LOOK”
“...”
“GEORGE!”
“...”
“GEORGE PLEASE SAY SOMETHING I CANT AFFORD TO LOSE YOU TOO”
“...fugowife”
“h-huh w-what d-did y-you j-just say”
“fugowife”
“N-NO IT C-CANT BE”
*timmy emerges from the shadows with an evil grin*
“oh yes it is”
“w-wha- TIMMY Y-YOUR A-ALIVE??”
“it’s too late.”
“w-what’s too late”
“george. he’s already in a trance.”
“N-NO I WONT BELIEVE IT”
“you have to because..”
“because?”
“you’re next.”
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Susie:"Omg my cow won't shut up, it's been mooing all night."
Bob:"All you do is compain..Yer such a fugloid"
Bob:"All you do is compain..Yer such a fugloid"
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That girl on the street-the one that makes your stomach knot-is fuglinda. Fuglinda is a faceless mulch of putrid, muccus-y flesh adorned by grotesque curvature and thick, muscular limbs.
Fuglindas are naturally found at desert raves, where it's dark, emo concerts, and various parties where men are known to become overly intoxicated. They live vicariously through their hot friend.
Take care to avoid fuglindas, as they carry an abundance of subcutaneous parasites, foreign odors, exotic diseases and critically acclaimed fupa's.
That girl on the street-the one that makes your stomach knot-is fuglinda. Fuglinda is a faceless mulch of putrid, muccus-y flesh adorned by grotesque curvature and thick, muscular limbs.
Fuglindas are naturally found at desert raves, where it's dark, emo concerts, and various parties where men are known to become overly intoxicated. They live vicariously through their hot friend.
Take care to avoid fuglindas, as they carry an abundance of subcutaneous parasites, foreign odors, exotic diseases and critically acclaimed fupa's.
Oh. My. God. That party had more Fuglindas than a lesbian biker bar.
Take care to be sober, Willard, the Fuglindas are on the prowl
Take care to be sober, Willard, the Fuglindas are on the prowl
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