fuglinda 

The ugliest of uglies, fuglinda is a combination of fuck-ugly and Linda.

That girl on the street-the one that makes your stomach knot-is fuglinda. Fuglinda is a faceless mulch of putrid, muccus-y flesh adorned by grotesque curvature and thick, muscular limbs.

Fuglindas are naturally found at desert raves, where it's dark, emo concerts, and various parties where men are known to become overly intoxicated. They live vicariously through their hot friend.

Take care to avoid fuglindas, as they carry an abundance of subcutaneous parasites, foreign odors, exotic diseases and critically acclaimed fupa's.

Oh. My. God. That party had more Fuglindas than a lesbian biker bar.

Take care to be sober, Willard, the Fuglindas are on the prowl

fuglinda by Hoobacca March 5, 2009

fuglinator

a drastically unappealing rendition of the fanciful hats, often worn by women at high society events, known as afascinator.

While many women at the Royal Wedding of William and Kate sported fascinators, Princess Beatrice rather proudly fashioned herself with a fuglinator, a chapeau so disturbing that upon arriving at Buckingham Palace for the reception she removed it whence she heard the Queen exclaim: 'Off with 'er head!'

fuglinator by VancouverMonarchist May 21, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016