fudnuck

The act of sexing a below-average, Canadian cunt with your finger in her butt up to the knuckles, until she squirts and has an ass orgasm.

"Drake, did you see Melyssa?"

"Did I?"

"She's absolutely gorgeous."

"I know. I wanna fudnuck."

by Mugsy X February 5, 2014

fudnickle

A sexual act named after a favorite Ice cream flavor, where the male leaves a turd in a toilet. Then later in the evening performs doggy style on his partner in that same bathroom in front of the toilet, lid down. Then before he releases he opens the lid and shoves his partners face into the toilet and yells "fudnickle".

Ahhh! ohhh! *water noise* FUDNICKLE!!!!

by Sergioboi March 6, 2008

furnick nora

Furnick Nora is a satanic devil from the early 1600's. She is best known for possessing children and making them play hide and go seek. She also is a well known devil used in many popular cults around the world.

Omg! Is that Furnick Nora possesing that child!

by Devilexpert November 13, 2015

Fudickery

A contractraction of the phrase "fucking dicking around". Used to describe lazy behavior when a task needs to get done or when pressed to complete a task waiting on others.

If it wasn't for all of this fudickery, this project would be done

by Sparky the fitter June 6, 2018

FUDRICK

When you buy a highly demanded stock and sell it in the same day, only to see it skyrocket in value the following day.

Hey John fudricked his purchase of $amc stock this week

by Hodling Ghost June 1, 2021

Fudlicker

The Michael Jordan of licking fud. Can’t get enough of licking some fud.

Oi fudlicker saying finners

by Ross nic March 16, 2022

FUNDICK

A guy who is such a sarcastic asshole, that you want to hate him so bad, but He is ultimately funny to others and is great I. Bed so you just can't stay away from him , NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.

I know you can't understand why I am so attracted to him, but he is such a Fundick! You wouldn't understand!

by Freedom5084 March 18, 2022