Fuckwomble.

Fuckwomble;

A man who "accidentally" falls penis first into several women whilst in a committed relationship.

The man was a complete fuckwomble.

by Littleredsassbird May 23, 2018

fucktober

A day in october where you will get fucked but you wont know when or where it will happen so you will live in fear for the month of October.

Shit bruh its Fucktober

by Monsterwhipper February 14, 2019

Fuckbombed

Everything that can go wrong does go wrong, all at the same time.

"Hey man, I just got fired from my job, my car got repossed, my wife is serving me with divorce papers, and my dog died...don't tell me to chill out; I got fuckbombed today!"

by bad day girl September 29, 2009

fuckbomb

An expletive of joy coined recently in a small Canadian east coast city due to a minor speech impediment and a lot of weed.

"Schools Cancelled? The PIPES BURST?! FUCKBOMB!"

by M.U.R.P.H. April 13, 2005

fuckbomb

A massive and intense orgasm.

Dude that orgasm was a total fuckbomb!

by Neenja January 5, 2007

Fucktember

the name of the month in which you are in a fuck mess

"Dude i just got this chick pregnant! Fucktember just started!"

by crudcakes April 19, 2009

Fucktembery

A way to name all months without being specific to any real month therefore a month that doesn't exist but is representative of all or any month. Shwew!

I'll win the lottery this Fucktembery and we can ski in Aspen for New Years, right after pigs fly.

by angst4444 May 8, 2018