fuckattude

A fucking bad attitude that transcends to all human based communication approaches- often involves fuckwittery and bad manors that exceed all aspects of impulsive human behaviour.

'That man has a serious fuckattude that needs to be addressed'
'I agree his fuckattude is some next level shit'

by fuckattude January 23, 2015

fuctitude

the degree to which one is fucked

The cops stopped me with a bag of weed and I was in some serious fuctitude.

by Spoonie March 26, 2003

Fucklatude

The rate or speed in which you are fucking.

person: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! OUR FUCKLATUDE IS LIKE 30MPH OR HIGHER!

Person2: im so proud :)

by Sexymamajama229 January 2, 2012

fuckuptitude

A talent for fucking up. A portmanteau of 'fuckup' and 'aptitude' (duh!).

Don't let Joe near heavy equipment - he passed his fuckuptitude test with flying colors.

by arcadiy August 22, 2016

[fuckitude]

When something is so garte that you cannot find a word to describe it.

I got the best head last night dude it was like... like... its was just pure fuckitude.

by Chance Dummitt January 23, 2008

fuckitude

when something bad happens and it leads to alot of other bad things

oh fuckitude, my shoe fell off in the mud

by jerry swim March 14, 2010

Fuckitude

Fucktitude: the attitude of wanting to fuck, in the process of being fucked, wanting to just say fuck it, etc.

When you reach the end of a date and just want to fuck them or get fucked by them.

Damn that was a great date, I just want to fuck them.
Another would be when you're doing something and it's taking to long, so you decide to drop it or do something else, preferably something straight forward and simple even if not preferable.
God damnit, this is taking too long, and im a fuckitude today. Fuck It, We're doing it live!

by Scarecrow443 June 9, 2018