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Fucktimus Prime

A Prime Minister who fucks the interests of his own people.
Look at the mayor trying to block radars with clouds, he’s acting like Fucktimus Prime.
by hereforbeer May 12, 2019
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state of cluster fuckism

when everything seems to be going right but then it takes a far right turn onto what the hell highway going towards the town of cluster fuck.
me: "dude im totally entering a state of cluster fuckism"
bob: "whys that?"
me: "well you know that job i just got, well it turns out they do drug tests and they found THC so they fired me and to top it off i have rent to pay next week."
bob: "OH shit dude that does suck dick. Wanna grab a beer."
me: "yup."
by mac d. hookah April 27, 2011
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pizza roll fuckism

Whenever you get left home by yourself and you run out of lotion so you just fuck some pizza rolls and nut in them then eat them to get rid of the evidence
I got diagnosed with pizza roll fuckism yesterday
by Boosh got a fat ass head January 18, 2021
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Fuckism

Fuckism is the religion where you are sick and tired of the bible thumpers trying to censor you. You like the word fuck and or you like to fuck. Fuckism is fucking amazing. The temple for which we do our fucking is called the Fuck Factory! Feel free to fuck fuckers!
Fuckism fucking rocks!
by God Of Fuckism November 15, 2007
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Fucktasm

Describes the feeling you get when you create something of critical success. No other word can describe this feeling.
I was going to say shocked but that's not, enough... cause for real, there's no word that can describe it, except for Fucktasm.
by jdogtwodolla April 12, 2011
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Fuckism

Fuckism is a cult/religion.

This will change the usual day at school all maths lessons will be removed from the day and replaced with sex.

Names will be drawn from a hat at the start of the sex and you will be paired up with some one.

There is a hitler figure called shitler who kills anyone with assholes you will have to sew up your arse.
I enjoyed my daily fuckism course.
by larry the turtle December 8, 2009
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FuckTime

Because Skype sex is so 2000-and-late. The savior of modern-day long distance relationships.
"Hey baby, got the room to myself for a couple hours, wanna FuckTime?"
by napsXfactsXsnacks June 19, 2015
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