Fucktion

To have a mind full of fuck.

mish: you're brain can't even fucktion right now

by Kinnipop January 22, 2011

fucktion

fucking fiction, as in fiction that is so awesome that an expletive must precede it, or fiction that fucking rules, see also: George Saunders.

"Aw dog, I don't read. Shit puts me to sleep."
"Clearly, you haven't encountered any FUCKTION. And I happen to have a copy of Arthur Bradford's Dogwalker right here."
"Never heard of him. Are you going to finish that frankfurter?"

by hiddenballroom March 20, 2010

fucktion

a sexual function

The man performed a fucktion he learned from his ex involving rolling and lube.

by tvaiello December 17, 2010

Fucktion

When you are fucking and your dick gets stuck. May be painful.

Julie and Melvin were fucking and got into a sticky fucktion. Melvin was hurting for the next few days

by Shmagglenose January 26, 2015

Fucktion

When you’re too fucked to function you just can’t fucktion

“Man too many drugs in so little time I can barely fucktion anymore”

by Fatherritz January 23, 2020

Fucktion

The function of fucking

My girlfriend taught me how to fucktion properly.

by Marie Hitler April 29, 2020

Fucktion

Have to fuck to function

I must fucktion to start my day.

by #AllDayNinja January 9, 2021