fucktion

Erotica, erotic fiction.

Related to fanfucktion.
They're claiming that her new book goes under the Romance genre, but it's really just plain, simple Fucktion. There's no emotional connection between the protagonist and her partner.
by Gale Gynoid April 27, 2010
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fucktion

A function that's totally fucking your maths.
(In reference to a page of mathematical derivations)
This is impossible! This fucktion is ruining my shit!
by PhysicsProcrastibator October 26, 2010
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fucktion

the heat generated by having sex
Gosh, it was cold in here a few minutes ago, but it's warm now--must be the fucktion
by Mike Reilly October 17, 2003
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Fucktional

A word you'd use to describe a fictional character you'd be willing to have sex with.
by GyroGearloose January 08, 2018
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fucktional

--adjective
1. To be able to take part in sexual activity following a period of time where one could not due to medical or personal issues.

2. To serve a purpose related to sex.
Following the birth of their son, Bill hoped his wife would be fucktional again sooner than she was for the birth of their daughter when he went four months without sex.
by quazy_quisp September 30, 2009
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Fucktional

When you have a REALLY fucked up mind and extremely dark sense of humor, but can still function like a normal human being when around other people.
"Dude, we're so fucked up"
"Yeah, but at least we're fucktional"
by niBBa nicc September 26, 2019
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fucktion

fucking fiction, as in fiction that is so awesome that an expletive must precede it, or fiction that fucking rules, see also: George Saunders.
"Aw dog, I don't read. Shit puts me to sleep."
"Clearly, you haven't encountered any FUCKTION. And I happen to have a copy of Arthur Bradford's Dogwalker right here."
"Never heard of him. Are you going to finish that frankfurter?"
by hiddenballroom March 20, 2010
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