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fucktober

The 10th month of the calendar year, when all the fckboys come out to play before the sluttiest holiday of the year otherwise known as Halloween. October 31st marks the peak night of Fucktober aka All Fuckboys Eve.
"Why are all these guys booty calling me lately? I haven't talked to them in months."
"Wait, it's October 1st. Fucktober is upon us."
by biancathebeamer December 27, 2015
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fucktater

One who enjoys watching others have sex

i.e. a spectater at a sporting event, but for sex
In undergrad, me and my girl would be doing the dirty in the dorm, and my roommate would act like he was asleep, what a fucktater.
by Jaron_1 December 14, 2006
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fucktern

An intern hired for sexual reasons.

Originally coined by Stephen Colbert on June 19, 2008
"Monica Lewinski is the quintessential fucktern."
by Johnny Haze June 19, 2008
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FuckTime

FuckTime is the go-to method for sexual relations when two parties are not in the same vicinity. "FaceTime" is commonly used for seeing family and friends, whereas "FuckTime" is an extension of an intimate sexual relationship, going on-line, in an effort to simulate what might be happening in person, otherwise. A highly effective alternative to Face to Face interactions. Does the job under the difficult long distance circumstances.
Hi babydoll, I'm at my parent's but I think I can FuckTime...

For sure, lock the door, time to FuckTime!

Why did you have to leave town? Thank God for FuckTime! It's actually super hot!

So nice!
by Funny Moms September 17, 2016
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Fuckliment

1. The act of complimenting someone harshly, albeit truthfully (in said fuckliment-giver's eyes).
2. Attempting to compliment someone, but royally screwing it up in the process and making it sound like an unintentional insult.

Comes from combining the terms: Fuck-Up & Compliment
Person 1: "You don't look as fat as you did yesterday."
Person 2: "...Yeah, thanks for the fuckliment."
by B-Urban May 18, 2016
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fuckiversary

Sarah: Yesterday was our fuckiversary. Our first date anniversary is next week.

Erica: Wow, you waited almost a year!

Sarah: Not exactly...
by EmmyJane January 13, 2008
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fucklier

Fucklier someone that is fucking uglier and more unfuckable than the person you call fugly (fucking ugly)
He is Fucklier than Katy hopkins
by Lord pink January 8, 2017
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