fucktardedness

Noun. A word describing an individual so stupid, so willing to disregard tenets of common sense, so oblivious to everything about everything, that if you spend too much time around him, your brains will come out of your nose and you yourself will become a fucktard.

Fucktard: (in line at airport security) "Hey, I've got a joke. How many explosive-wielding terrorists does it take to blow up an airpl-"

*He is interrupted as security guards apprehend him and take turns violating him in the ass with a nightstick.*

Guard: "I've worked here for twenty years, and that was still the biggest example of fucktardedness I have ever seen."

by RepelHistory July 24, 2008

fucktardedry

The shit that fuck tarded ass people do!!

These people and their fucktardedry ass shit is ridiculous

by Bossmom1210 March 31, 2023

fucktarded

A basterized version of "fucking retarded."

"Dude that guy's sense of humor is fucktarded."

by Zeeky H. Bomb April 2, 2005

funktified

Something that has been made funky.

Her hair has been funktified.

by Cutie Woman October 9, 2003

funkdafied

Crazy, Weird, Funky but in a good way.

Steve : How was the fair last night ?
Bob : It was so funkdafied !

by okkkkkkthekingggg March 25, 2017

fucktardedness

A mysterious yet irresistable force which, amongst many other things, compels fucktards to submit definitions of derived words (eg fucktardedness) when the meaning is pretty obvious from the original word (eg fucktard)

I'm a fuckwitted retard. Did you call me a fucktard? That's really fucktarded of you. It's the height of fucktardedness. I call that total fucktardiniosity. Like, well fucktardiddlyocious. Fucktarinarapacious(...continued on the next Internet)

by I think I may be a fucktard... February 5, 2010

fucktarded

exhibiting behavior that is indicative of low IQ, maturity, or merely causing another inconvenience. Also used as a noun (fucktard). A person who is fucktarded is typically a person who causes much anguish in others and tends to be the object of much ridicule.

Those stupid fucktarded children cause all sorts of mayhem, making a mess out of everything.

by _| 0 E May 10, 2008