fuckond

Fuckond: (Noun)
1. a way to say "almond" when you're pissed off at someone because they won't let you have any.

2. a way to say "second" when suspicious or annoyed.

1. "For the last time, Give me a Fuckond...Now!"

2. "Now...Wait just a Fuckond..."

by Weltyhe April 11, 2014

Fuckfold

An alternative name for the sex position mating press. A form of missionary where the bottoms legs are folded and pressed to their chest while the top fucks downward. (Possible for both vaginal and anal).

"My boyfriend put me in a fuckfold last night, I've never cum so hard!"

"We tried doing the fuckfold the other day, whoever said sex isn't exercise was lying!"

by Fuego Ekati January 6, 2021

Fuckology

The study and/or practice of fucking

I am taking Fuckology 101 this semester. Bitches.

by Colonel Pubes March 4, 2009

Fuckology

A website and a Facebook/Instagram page that share written content and quotes.
The name was chosen due to the sarcastic vulgarity in most of the content, and that led to innovative and creative written pieces enjoyed by over 1M people around the world.

Fuckology shares some good shit these days.

by WordsThatGotStories November 20, 2018

fuckolepsy

A condition in which the sufferer immediately falls asleep after sexual intercourse. This is more common in males.

Wake up, you fuckoleptic jerk! I didn't cum!

by Jairo R. June 8, 2004

Fuckola

Someone with less seniority, standing, or intelligence than you. Someone who deserves no respect. Someone who is a worthless waste of space. (Note: often used as a term of endearment)

Abrieviated: F-ola (pronounced eff-o-la)
Plural: Fuckolas

"That Fuckola took my beer."
"Hey Fuckola, you comming to the party tonight?"
"You F-olas better get your shit done."

by MaBuh March 28, 2005

Fuckologist

One who studies Fuckology.

The fuckologist recieved his PHD in Fuckology.

by Panthera Atrox January 25, 2011