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Fuckcess!

When you finally succeed in meeting that one person that you've fantasized about, finding out that they're pretty awesome and then getting naked and naughty with them........that, my friend, is a total fuckcess! Take a mental photo album of the occasion, and browse at leisure- this one is gonna make you smile for a long time yet.
"Good weekend?"
"Yes, it was a total fuckcess!"
by MagickDio April 3, 2010
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fuckness

1. an expression of pain or agony.
2. a good word to yell out when something bad happens.
FUCKNESS! i stubbed my toe god damnitt!

O fuckness! we have another math test today!?!?
by Isabelle November 15, 2003
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Lazy Fuckness

Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.
"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"
by Rachv1016 March 11, 2010
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Fuckanese

The native language of the Fuckboy people, indigenous to the nation of Fuckboynia.
"I was tryna talk to dis nigga, but couldn't understand his azz, he wuz speakin' Fuckanese. I don't understand that shit nigga, I'm from Realniggalia."
by wazamfam May 26, 2015
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flakiness

To commit to something, then change plans, typically without notice and followed-up by a terrible excuse

To be blown off inexcusably; unreliable, negligent, unresponsive, inconsistent

flakey flaky haaked unreliable inconsistent
Dude, where's Clarence?

He called me after I bought his ticket for the movie to tell me he couldn't come. He mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry.

That's total flakiness!
by swamp-wig May 31, 2011
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State of Fuckedness

"Hey man, I'm going to New Jersey."

"Shit, man, don't you know that New Jersey is the State of Fuckedness?"
by ActionJackson98 April 26, 2009
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Big Ball Of Fuckness

Said by Snooki of the Jersey Shore. Often describing a big situation. This is a cripture on the metaphorical GTL Bible practiced by the evergrowing religon called Snookism.
Big ball of fuckness. Just a BIG ball of fuckness.
by Snookism August 29, 2010
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