1. noun. Fu-k-hed: One that miserably fails in all attempts to achieve anything, ever.
2. Someone who is perpetually shitty, and wastes time doing shitty, useless things. (i.e. Facebook, eat, stall, and procrastinate...)
2. Someone who is perpetually shitty, and wastes time doing shitty, useless things. (i.e. Facebook, eat, stall, and procrastinate...)
Let's take a quick five minute nap. I have a huge paper due tomorrow morning." *3 hours later* "Oh shit....we're such fuckheads.
by JamBanana November 16, 2010

by Pizza'man May 24, 2020


Someone who REALLY pisses you off, and for no good reason either, there's just something about their persona that makes you want to fuck them up in their head, thus making them a fuckhead.
by kikkoman May 12, 2004

A fuckhead is a good comeback to use in a roast session. It simply means that they are a fuckhead. Thats it.
You dumbass fuckhead!
by TheManWithThePlan1 November 9, 2018

by Bob December 18, 2004

The Fuckhead is a small, European snail. It has been described as "rather spicy" and some say "it looks like a penis." Its fecal matter was once made into fine jewelry in the 1800's.
by Guy P. December 29, 2006
